Hi, my name is Khodi and my dream job is to be an animator. As you may have guessed, I like anime and for now I'm a fan of attack on titan

(shipping: jeanmarco+ereri+ jeaneren).

My user name is Spotty Flake on archive of our own, go check out the link for my tumblr fics!
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  • Levi:

    Shitty-glasses, you were right about Erwin's house.

  • Hanji:

    Of course! It's huge, right?

  • Levi:

    Everything is huge compared to me.

  • Hanji:

    Have you spent some time on Erwin's dick? It's definitely huge compared to you.

  • Levi:

    ... wat?

  • Hanji:

    Erwin's dick.

  • Hanji:

    He takes care of it very well.

  • Hanji:

    Last time I spoke, he went on and on how he had to pay a kid to help take care of it in the summer.

  • Levi:

    Please look at your last texts and tell me that you aren't being serious.

  • Hanji:

    SHIT.

  • Hanji:

    *DECK.

  • Hanji:

    I WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS DECK.

  • Hanji:

    DON'T SHOW THIS TO HIM.

  • Levi:

    Too bad.

  • ---OOO---

  • Mikasa:

    How was your flight, Braus?

  • Sasha:

    Long and tiring. And there was this annoying twat sitting behind me.

  • Mikasa:

    What did he do?

  • Sasha:

    He threw his penises at me.

  • Mikasa:

    I beg your pardon?

  • Sasha:

    Yeah, but being the starving girl I was, I ate them.

  • Mikasa:

    I am highly disturbed.

  • Sasha:

    SHIT.

  • Sasha:

    *PEANUTS

  • Sasha:

    THIS ANNOYING TWAT THREW HIS PENUTS AT ME.

  • ---OOO---

  • Reiner:

    There's this pie sale, I know you like apple, do you want a half or whole?

  • Bertholdt:

    I think I can handle a whore.

  • Reiner:

    Whoa! Bertl! I thought you respected women!

  • Bertholdt:

    NOOO! NO! WHOLE. NOT WHORE.

  • Bertholdt:

    DON'T SHOW THIS TO MY MOM!

  • ---OOO---

  • Auruo:

    Jinn, did you get the message?

  • Eld:

    Not yet. Hold on, I'm having trouble turning on my wife.

  • Auruo:

    TMI. Did not need to know that.

  • Auruo:

    And you married her already?

  • Eld:

    Oh, whooops! I meant wi-fi.

  • Auruo:

    Oh.

  • Auruo:

    Need help turning on your wife?

  • Eld:

    Shut up.

  • ---OOO---

  • Eren:

    Kirschtein, have you seen Mikasa?

  • Jean:

    Of course. I screwed her earlier today and then we ended up having lunch. We split the bill, so it was a pleasant afternoon for both sides.

  • Eren:

    YOU WHAT?!?!?

  • Jean:

    *SAW

  • Jean:

    OH GOD. NO.

  • Jean:

    K, MAYBE.

  • Jean:

    BUT NOT TODAY!

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kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea